So you think my avatar is constipated?

He is. Suggestions. Cartoon xlax? And just so you know: I'm not angry, I don't care about the points, I really do enjoy some of the smarty answers (and give some myself); but really do wonder why people don't just go to a chat room or conversation thread if they are not sincerely trying to answer questions at least part of the time. And some of you are but, in fairness, I think you have to admit the majority are not and I wondered what made you chose this forum if you are not. Finally, as to "why I'm here", etc. I just signed up today to see what it's like. And frankly the sheer volume of responses I got convinced me it's fun. But don't have the answers sent to you as email. Peace.